var date_statement="";var time_statement="";var today=new Date();var month="";var day="";function todays_date(){var month=today.getMonth();var day_of_week=today.getDay();date_statement=""
document.month=""
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if(day_of_week==0)
document.day="dimanche";if(day_of_week==1)
document.day="lundi";if(day_of_week==2)
document.day="mardi";if(day_of_week==3)
document.day="mercredi";if(day_of_week==4)
document.day="jeudi";if(day_of_week==5)
document.day="vendredi";if(day_of_week==6)
document.day="samedi";}function january(date){if(date==1)
date_statement="";if(date==26)
date_statement="";}function february(date){if(date==14)
date_statement="";}function march(date){if(date==15)
date_statement="";if(date==17)
date_statement="";}function march(date){if(date==21)
date_statement="";if(date==25)
date_statement="";}function april(date){if(date==1)
date_statement="";if(date==30)
date_statement="";}function may(date){if(date==1)
date_statement="";if(date==17)
date_statement="";}function june(date){if(date==2)
date_statement="";if(date==5)
date_statement="";if(date==10)
date_statement="";if(date==17)
date_statement="";if(date==21)
date_statement="";if(date==23)
date_statement="";if(date==24)
date_statement="";}function july(date){if(date==1)
date_statement="";if(date==4)
date_statement="";if(date==14)
date_statement="";if(date==21)
date_statement="";if(date==23)
date_statement="";}function august(date){if(date==1)
date_statement="";}function september(date){if(date==7)
date_statement="";if(date==21)
date_statement="C'est l'automne !";}function october(date){if(date==3)
date_statement="";if(date==12)
date_statement="";if(date==31)
date_statement="Happy Halloween.";}function november(date){}function december(date){if(date==21)
date_statement+="Couvrez-vous c'est l'hiver !";if(date==23)
date_statement+="";if(date==25)
date_statement="Joyeux Noël!";if(date==31)
date_statement="Bon réveillon !";}function time_of_day(){var time=today.getHours();time_statement=""
if(time>=6&&time<8)
time_statement="Déja sur le Net !,"
if(time>=8&&time<12)
time_statement="Bonne matinée,"
if(time>=12&&time<13)
time_statement="Bon appétit,"
if(time>=13&&time<17)
time_statement="Bon après-midi,"
if(time>=17&&time<18)
time_statement="Bon fin d'après-midi,"
if(time>=18&&time<20)
time_statement="Bonsoir et bon appétit,"
if(time>=20&&time<22)
time_statement="Bonsoir,"
if(time>=22||time<6)
time_statement="Salut les couche-tard,"}
time_of_day();todays_date();document.writeln(""+time_statement+" nous sommes le "+document.day+" "+today.getDate()+" "+document.month+". "+date_statement+"")